CORNIFY

The inevitable rainbow outcome of excessive corn consumption.

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Rainbow unicorn mascot

THE UNICORN DIGESTIVE CYCLE

Sparkly corn

1. YOU BUY CORN

Acquire the sacred grain.

Cute unicorn eating

2. HE CONSUMES IT

An insatiable appetite for market cap.

Rainbow poop magic

3. MAGIC HAPPENS

Don't ask questions. Just enjoy the colors.